once upon a time, when career and money didnt matter, there was a young diva princess who tried to master the art of modern dance with the intent to be famous and perform for decades, teaching and sharing her knowledge with many. she was fit - oh so fit! skinny and strict professors and aides pushed her body to its limits, resulting in eight trips to physical therapy, a crack in her front tooth from taking a heel to the chin, and countless ice packs and tubes of ben gay. it was in the wonderful world of The Alice Sheets-Marriott Center for Dance that she met for the first time the pilates machine. it was a romance of legend. together, the princess and the machine were unstoppable.
fast forward to NOW, when the princess sits on her caboose all day making rich doctors richer, and its not hard to imagine how soft the once rock hard body has become. four flights of stairs is seemingly impossible, a brisk jog to gailey park with rosebud can just about finish her off... so sad.
but not to fear! from the skies and stars and magic-ness above, the pilates machine has entered the princess' life yet again! she is getting another chance to be super hot and toned, and hopefully this time, the romance can be forever!
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So wait... Colby is actually a pilates machine?! "Colby"... is actually a pilates machine... Wow. I always knew he was special but... Wow.
p.s. We miss your faces. When are we hanging out again? Tell your pilates machine to answer my calls and texts. Cheers.
p.p.s. My word for the Word Verification below is "vomet".
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